If I were George Jefferson

[NES]

I would be scared too.

 

[NES]

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[NES]

Will the real GJ please stand up

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[skrtelfan]

Beans don't burn in the kitchen!

 

[whalewager]

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[PBR]

I have personally witnessed George Jefferson whup three men's asses at one time...while I sat on his porch drinking a Blue Ribbon and eating chicken wings from the grocery store.